chocolate

Mom: The relatives from France got you a gift. (I open the bag to find perfume and chocolate)
Me: OMGGGGGGGGG!! TOLBORONE! Appapa (grandpa in Tamil)! Do you want two pieces or one piece?
Grandpa: Two! (breaks of two pieces for him and myself)
Mom: Between a box of chocolate and perfume, you seem more happy about a chocolate we can buy HERE. And now you two are both going to run around off of a sugar high.
Me(with a mouth full of chocolate): You make it seem like we're children